Cow Shower
Cleanliness in the Mooternity ward
Finding many uses for pasture-ized water
QuotaBillsUp there in his ivory shower - Archie Bunker
In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers
Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain
Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman
Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer
I don't sing in the shower. I perform. - Unknown
Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb
Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humour - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb
We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain
Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh
Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx
Stable: A command given to make a male cow remain in one place - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker
The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash
If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower. - Groucho Marx
All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood
Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown
You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins
Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther
I never said all actors are cattle; what I said was all actors should be treated like cattle. - Alfred Hitchcock
I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz
If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker
Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera. - Unknown
I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx
For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader
Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran