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Cow Gate

Proof of livestock intelligence in Texas

Cow Gate thanks to Barry McCartney

Illiterate cattle not welcome at this farm

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Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

In the dark, all cows are black. - German Proverb

Organic Farm: Tilling like it is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grove giveth and Gates taketh away. - Bob Metcalfe

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Sacred cows make the best hamburger. - Mark Twain

The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Trespassers prosecuted - please shut the gate. - Unknown

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

A good farm is recognized as good partly by its beauty. - Wendell Berry

Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq. - Fran Lebowitz

I had rather be on my farm than be emperor of the world. - George Washington

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

The definition of insanity in Texas is so insane that it's impossible to be insane in Texas. - Malcolm McDowell

Life on a farm is a school of patience. You can't hurry the crops or make an ox in two days. - Haneri Liogier

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering, stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them. - Dylan Moran

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg


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