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Cougar Sighting

The good news about being caught in a cougar's grip

Cougar Sighting thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Can a cougar relationship work in the wild?

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Solomon: Jamaican bachelor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Figured Bass: Female baritone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Female Friends: Women mad at the same person - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Shoulder Pads: The part of a football player's uniform designed to make him look as fearsome as a female executive - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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