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Flew: Plane sickness. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Don't just fly, soar. - Walt Disney

If I cannot fly, let me sing. - Stephen Sondheim

You're beautiful, like a May fly. - Ernest Hemingway

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

Why, when I am talking, does time seem to fly? - Bob Grant

Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it. - Mark Twain

Mothers are angels that lift us when we cannot fly. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Your wings already exist. All you have to do is fly. - Unknown

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. - Will Rogers

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

If you want to fly, you have to give up what weighs you down. - Roy T Bennett

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Sloth is the failure to do what needs to be done when it needs to be done - like the kamikaze pilot who flew seventeen missions. - John Ortberg

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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