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Reaching the peak of Corcovado mountain

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Owning a drone does not a pilot make. - Alex Morritt

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

Your wings already exist. All you have to do is fly. - Unknown

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

If the lambs were flying, wolves would have also the wings to fly. - Mehmet M Ildan

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato


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