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Flew: Plane sickness. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

If I cannot fly, let me sing. - Stephen Sondheim

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace

Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - George Carlin

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Why, when I am talking, does time seem to fly? - Bob Grant

If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing. - J M Barrie

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

Years fly by, but the heart stays in the same place. - Harlan Coben

Your wings already exist. All you have to do is fly. - Unknown

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

Flight Schedule: An entertaining work of paperback fiction - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The higher we soar the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I have wings on the back of my shoulders and I'm ready to fly. - Pamela Laskin

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

Flight Risk: Employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Aerodynamically the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know so it goes flying anyway. - Mary Kay Ash

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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