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Copper Floor

Canadian Government announces end of the Penny

Copper Floor thanks to Keith Blake

Canadians find news ways to use useless pennies

A penny saved is a penny earned stepped on
Financial markets come down on lower copper valuation

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. - George Carlin

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Being rich is better than being poor, if only for financial reasons. - Woody Allen

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. - Ambrose Bierce

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Every ceiling, when reached, becomes a floor, upon which one walks as a matter of course and prescriptive right. - Aldous Huxley

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash


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