Copper Floor

God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Support the right to arm bears. - Unknown

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Money no longer talks. It just goes without saying. - George Humphrey

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D. Rockefeller

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bum steers. - Olin Miller

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

It's not the bulls or the bears you need to avoid, it's the bum steers. - Chuck Hillis

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffet

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash