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Copper Floor

Canadian Government announces end of the Penny

Copper Floor thanks to Keith Blake

Canadians find news ways to use useless pennies

A penny saved is a penny earned stepped on
Financial markets come down on lower copper valuation
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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

I didn't fall. I'm just spending some quality time with the floor. - Unknown

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Don't listen to those who say you're taking too big a chance. If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor. - Neil Simon

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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