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Copper Floor

Canadian Government announces end of the Penny

Copper Floor thanks to Keith Blake

Canadians find news ways to use useless pennies

A penny saved is a penny earned stepped on
Financial markets come down on lower copper valuation
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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Kindness is the connection that links us all together and strengthens the bonds within our communities, neighborhoods, and families. - Rosalynn Carter

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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