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Copper Floor

Canadian Government announces end of the Penny

Copper Floor thanks to Keith Blake

Canadians find news ways to use useless pennies

A penny saved is a penny earned stepped on
Financial markets come down on lower copper valuation

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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Nobody ever lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace, making the best of circumstances. - Aristotle

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds


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