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Copper Floor

Canadian Government announces end of the Penny

Copper Floor thanks to Keith Blake

Canadians find news ways to use useless pennies

A penny saved is a penny earned stepped on
Financial markets come down on lower copper valuation
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Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

The chief value of money lies in the fact that one lives in a world in which it is overestimated. - H L Mencken

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

The shortest distance between our problems and their solutions is the distance between our knees and the floor. - Charles Stanley

Every ceiling, when reached, becomes a floor, upon which one walks as a matter of course and prescriptive right. - Aldous Huxley

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper


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