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Copenhagen Tour

Taking a canal tour without the 'sea'

Copenhagen Tour thanks to Keith Blake

Danish graffiti boat ride

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Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

The longest journey is the journey inward. - Dag Hammarskjold

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

There is only one journey: going inside yourself. - Rainer M Rilke

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

I'm in the turtle's race. My journey is a marathon. - Omari Hardwick

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Change comes more from managing the journey than from announcing the destination. - William Bridges

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

Wholehearted living is not a onetime choice. It is a process - the journey of a lifetime. - Brene Brown

It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end. - Ursula K. LeGuin

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one else can take for us or spare us. - Marcel Proust

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

I soon realized that no journey carries one far unless, as it extends into the world around us, it goes an equal distance into the world within. - Lillian Smith


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