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Control Brothers

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Control Brothers thanks to Jim Serritella

Keeping the family in control

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Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cobra: Bra worn by Siamese twins. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

You can have faith or you can have control, but you cannot have both. - Mark Batterson

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes. - Jimi Hendrix

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. - Jean Kerr

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. - Mario Andretti

Rockets often spiral out of control if you put too much propellant in them. - Steve Jurvetson

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

I wear the same outfit or, at least, a different copy of it almost every day. - Mark Zuckerberg

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

The most exciting happiness is happiness generated by forces beyond your control. - Ogden Nash

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

I control my emotions pretty well, but when you come around they're all over the place. - Unknown

You cannot always control what goes on outside. But you can always control what goes on inside. - Mr. Yoga

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Personal initiative is self starting and proactive; it works independently of outside influence or control. - Unknown

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

As long as you are aware and in control of your emotions, negative thoughts can produce positive consequences. - Nick Vujicic

Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world. - Gordon Atkinson

I don't run restaurants that are out of control. We are about establishing phenomenal footholdings with talent. - Gordon Ramsay

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

The best managers figure out how to get great outcomes by setting the appropriate context, rather than by trying to control their people. - Reed Hastings

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change. - Barbara DeAngelis


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