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Control Brothers

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Control Brothers thanks to Jim Serritella

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Only you can control your future. - Dr. Seuss

Control your own destiny or someone else will. - Jack Welch

We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah

Remember to focus on goals that are within your control. - Tony Dungy

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Lord, give me chastity and self-control, but not just yet. - St. Augustine

Be yourself because an original is worth more than a a copy. - Unknown

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. - Jean Kerr

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. - Mario Andretti

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Rockets often spiral out of control if you put too much propellant in them. - Steve Jurvetson

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

If you want to control someone, all you have to do is to make them feel afraid. - Paulo Coelho

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill

The most exciting happiness is happiness generated by forces beyond your control. - Ogden Nash

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

Goals allow you to take control. Instead of living life by chance, you live by choice. - Kam Knight

My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them. - Jack Kerouac

I control my emotions pretty well, but when you come around they're all over the place. - Unknown

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing. - Lemony Snicket

You cannot always control what goes on outside. But you can always control what goes on inside. - Mr. Yoga

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Dignity comes not from control, but from understanding who you are and taking your rightful place in the world. - Gordon Atkinson

I don't run restaurants that are out of control. We are about establishing phenomenal footholdings with talent. - Gordon Ramsay

When the external factors over which one has no control in a way start to become negative, it starts to affect our creative juices. - Stephen Covey

The best managers figure out how to get great outcomes by setting the appropriate context, rather than by trying to control their people. - Reed Hastings

We can't control the world. We can only barely control our own reactions to it. Happiness is largely a choice, not a right or entitlement. - David C Hill

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

No one is in control of your happiness but you; therefore, you have the power to change anything about yourself or your life that you want to change. - Barbara DeAngelis


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