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Control Brothers

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Control Brothers thanks to Jim Serritella

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You were born an original, don't die a copy. - Unknown

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield

You can have faith or you can have control, but you cannot have both. - Mark Batterson

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes. - Jimi Hendrix

The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can. - Jean Kerr

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. - Mario Andretti

I wear the same outfit or, at least, a different copy of it almost every day. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you want to control someone, all you have to do is to make them feel afraid. - Paulo Coelho

She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe. - Nicki Elson

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

The wise man should be prepared for everything that does not lie within his control. - Pythagoras

Goals allow you to take control. Instead of living life by chance, you live by choice. - Kam Knight

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

I control my emotions pretty well, but when you come around they're all over the place. - Unknown

You cannot always control what goes on outside. But you can always control what goes on inside. - Mr. Yoga

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Don't major in the minors. Do the tough things first and take control of both your carer and your future. - Peter Legge

Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder, by authorities whom we do not control. - Cyril Connolly

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

I don't run restaurants that are out of control. We are about establishing phenomenal footholdings with talent. - Gordon Ramsay

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

When the external factors over which one has no control in a way start to become negative, it starts to affect our creative juices. - Stephen Covey

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

We can't control the world. We can only barely control our own reactions to it. Happiness is largely a choice, not a right or entitlement. - David C Hill

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown


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