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QuotaBillsShoot folly as it flies. - Alexander Pope
Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Leave the gun, take the cannoli. - The Godfather
The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley
Guns have only two enemies - rust and politicians. - Unknown
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin
Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite
You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway
Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain
Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not. - Thomas Jefferson
Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey
Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder
Stories are the single most powerful weapon in a leader's arsenal. - Howard Gardner
Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins
You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon. - Jase Robertson
Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson
A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson
While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump
Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin
My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein
To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn
Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini
The Supreme Court's only armor is the cloak of public trust; its sole ammunition, the collective hopes of our society. - Irving R. Kaufman
You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill
Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius
Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher
I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim
I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White
When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan
Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck