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Head Cold: Rheum service - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Revenge is a dish best served cold. - Italian Proverb

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Macaw: What I have trouble starting on cold mornings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are cold to others only when we are dull in ourselves. - William Hazlitt

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. - Robert Frost

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Don't knock the weather. Nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. - Kin Hubbard

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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