Cold Weather Beer
Bubba was just stopping by for a cold brewskie
What you shouldn't drink when you drive
QuotaBillsChili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Handkerchief: Cold storage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling
I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King
I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown
Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb
Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn
Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham
Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill
Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman
What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck
Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II
I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw
Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy
Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown
News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith
Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries
You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx
They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young
A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann
I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate
Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem
Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young
Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright