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Chili: Edible weather - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Handkerchief: Cold storage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

I detest him more than cold boiled veal. - Lord Macaulay

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Never underestimate the value of cold cash. - Gregory Nunn

Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything. - Billy Graham

Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

Was the ground cold when you crawled out this morning? - Henny Youngman

What good is warmth without cold to give it sweetness? - John Steinbeck

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron. - Horace Mann

I welcome him like I welcome cold sores. He's from England, he's angry, and he's got Mad Power Disease. - Paula Abdul

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright


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