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Why some transactions in the 'Express Lane' take so long

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Paying for groceries from your penny collection

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He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you. - Unknown

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

Faddict: Someone who has to try every new trend that comes along - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words. - William H Gass

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

The cost of oblivious daydreaming was always this moment of return, the realignment with what had been before and now seemed a little worse. - Ian McEwan

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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