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Coin Shopping

Why some transactions in the 'Express Lane' take so long

Coin Shopping thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Paying for groceries from your penny collection

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market. - Don Hays

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much? - Kin Hubbard

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost. - Kin Hubbard

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything. - Kin Hubbard

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Artists are blessed to travel all over the world. They see the trends before they even come out. - Tina Knowles

Beware of those who would pay you lip service but refuse to put their money where their mouths are. - Faydra D. Fields

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in money, compliments or publicity. - O.A. Battista

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

A democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. - Gore Vidal

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford


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