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Coin Shopping

Why some transactions in the 'Express Lane' take so long

Coin Shopping thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Paying for groceries from your penny collection

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Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Nobody every lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. - WC Fields

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

Forgiveness is a gift of high value. Yet its cost is nothing. - Betty Smith

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce


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