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Close Encounters of the Whale Kind

Paddleboarder thankfull for whale U-Turn

Close Encounters of the Whale Kind thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Collision course avoided on starboard side

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The story of Noah and the whale. - Archie Bunker

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

My clients are the whales and the seals. - Paul Watson

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

A whale stranded upon the coast of Europe. - Edmund Burke

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is no eel so small but it hopes to become a whale. - German Proverb

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We've already hunted the gray whale into extinction twice. - Andrea Arnold

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

If you were to make little fishes talk, they would talk like whales. - Oliver Goldsmith

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

The problem is that Americans care more about saving whales than saving males. - Warren Farrell

The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale species. - Dave Barry

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. - Bill Vaughan

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah?
He used to live in whales for a while. - Groucho Marx

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

I've seen whales calving in the waters off Maui, and I've watched my children being born. But music is the most beautiful thing of all. - Steven Tyler

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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