Clint Eastwood
Celebrity profiles - from both sides
Doing a re-take in the Wild West
QuotaBillsFishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker
Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky
It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump
There is no preparation for sudden celebrity. - Scarlett Johannson
Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson
Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman
Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen
Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman
Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson
When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown
I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry
My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck
So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love
Television Programming: Material that fills the time between commercials - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams
Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood
A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken
There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett
I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles
One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye
I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge
The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger
President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker
Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge
You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson
There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson
The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton
Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters
Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey
One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright
I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump