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Telegant: Looking good on TV - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. - Henry Kissinger

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

Television: The device that brings into your living room characters you would never allow in your living room. - Red Skelton

There is no way you can get people to believe you on screen if they know who you really are through television. - Jack Nicholson

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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