Clint Eastwood
Celebrity profiles - from both sides
Doing a re-take in the Wild West
QuotaBillsThe vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker
Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky
It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump
Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn
There is no preparation for sudden celebrity. - Scarlett Johannson
Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson
When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman
Mobile is a lot closer to TV than it is to desktop. - Mark Zuckerberg
Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin
Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown
Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias
Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson
Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen
When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown
Celebrity is the chastisement of merit and the punishment of talent. - Emily Dickinson
Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock
I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump
A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services. - Daniel J. Boorstin
Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood
Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs
A celebrity is a person known to many people he is glad he doesn't know. - H L Mencken
A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin
I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen
So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump
One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye
I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge
I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef
I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle
If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson
Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters
Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin
The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey
One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright
More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey
What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric
I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump