QuotaBillsOut of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku
Water is the only drink for a wise man. - Henry David Thoreau
The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres
A tear is made of 1% water and 99% feelings. - Unknown
Thirst was made for water; inquiry for truth. - C S Lewis
Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson
The conscious water saw its Master and blushed. - Alexander Pope
Muddy water is best cleared by leaving it alone. - Alan Watts
Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields
He was so good he would pour rose water on a toad. - Douglas Jerrold
You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb
A mixture of brandy and water spoils two good things. - Charles Lamb
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water. - Charles Bukowski
Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb
You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley
Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx
I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. - Dave Barry
A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose
Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker
We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb
Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying
It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones
Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita
Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds
Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci
A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend