Clean Senior Citizens

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty. - Cecil Baxter

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar

Clean and nourish your mind every day. It can easily become a garbage bin. - Unknown

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come out in the wash. - Barbara McClintock

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi