QuotaBillsTo stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes
Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown
I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown
Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton
I can't clean house and save the world at the same time. - Unknown
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin
Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner
The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon
I will clean house when Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. - Roseanne Barr
Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning
You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty. - Cecil Baxter
Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill
In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty. - Imbesi's Law of Conservation of Filth
Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa
The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar
Clean and nourish your mind every day. It can easily become a garbage bin. - Unknown
Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean. - Erma Bombeck
Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson
The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy
Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown
I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen
When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb
Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee
I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers
I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes
It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. - George Burns
The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers
When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come out in the wash. - Barbara McClintock
Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown
I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa
Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold
Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi