Clean Senior Citizens

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Keep a clean kitchen - dine out. - Unknown

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean. - G K Chesterton

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

The secret of my success was clean living and a fast outfield. - Lefty Gomez

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty. - Cecil Baxter

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty. - Imbesi's Law of Conservation of Filth

Let everyone sweep in front of his door and the whole world will be clean. - Mother Teresa

Clean and nourish your mind every day. It can easily become a garbage bin. - Unknown

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good. - Abe Lemons

I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up. - Groucho Marx

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? - Laurence J. Peter

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

When we traded the buffalo for a mare, we had no milk to drink, and we still had droppings to clean up. - Punjab Proverb

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold