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Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

The dieting wars have got to stop. - Lady Gaga

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

Checkroom: Where the sheep are separated from the coats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are. - Quentin Crisp

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Hamper: A wicker container with a lid, usually surrounded by, but not containing, dirty clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that's pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. - Cameron Dallas

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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