QuotaBillsUniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life is too short to be on a diet. - Taylor J Reid
Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mine is the least fat diet in the world. - Pierre Dukan
Fashion saves a lot more lives than doctors. - Bruno Gehard
Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown
Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle
I've probably tried every fad diet in the world. - Jenna Ushkowitz
A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck
Checkroom: Where the sheep are separated from the coats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper
Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is human nature to think wisely and act in an absurd fashion. - Anatole France
You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West
I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista
Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel
She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift
No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde
Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester
Armor: 1. A knight gown; 2. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse
I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown
Floordrobe: A floor littered with discarded clothes, viewed ironically as a clothing storage system - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie
Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain
Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
Dieting is not a sprint, it's a marathon. If you celebrate the small victories, you will eventually win the war. - Ian K Smith
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr
It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin
Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling