QuotaBillsWine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson
In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder
A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
The apple will fall under the apple tree. - Greek Proverb
When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller
Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker
Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman
There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley
Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb
Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus
If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown
Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds
Disbelief: How you tell someone what the green stuff on a tree is - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin
Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb
Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
I'm making wine at home, but I'm making it out of raisins so it will be aged automatically. - Steven Wright
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott
Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln
It's in the democratic citizen's nature to be like a leaf that doesn't believe in the tree it's part of. - David Foster Wallace
Geometry: 1. What the acorn said after it grew up; 2. A tree made up of numbers and letters; 3. Without geometry, life is pointless. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear
Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor
Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin
I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown