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Christmas Wine Tree

Recycling the year's bubbly

Christmas Wine Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

What employees brought to the recycled Christmas party

Christmas Wine Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson

Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown

Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

By trying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree. - Cameroon Proverb

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Someone's sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago. - Warren Buffett

Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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