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Christmas Wine Tree

Recycling the year's bubbly

Christmas Wine Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

What employees brought to the recycled Christmas party

Christmas Wine Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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I like a wine that fights back. - John Steed

Friendship is a sheltering tree. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Wine and children speak the truth. - Greek Proverb

When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine. - Unknown

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

If God forbade drinking, would He have made wine so good? - Cardinal Richelieu

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

If you don't like where you are, move. You are not a tree. - Unknown

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

If I had six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first four hours sharpening the axe. - Abraham Lincoln

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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Haircut For Staff Meetings

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Undertaker Bike

Throwaway Sport Paper

Pacman Skeleton

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John The Baptist Souvenirs

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Wishy-Washy Church

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