QuotaBillsLayman: A citrus fruit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Impeach: A pixie fruit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis
Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
All men's gains are the fruit of venturing. - Herodotus
For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds
Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown
Don't be afraid to go out on a limb. That's where the fruit is. - H. Jackson Browne
The processes of growth are gradual, bearing fruit in a decade, not a day. - John F Kennedy
Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso
A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child
Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself. - Abraham J. Heschel
Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott
I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke
Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau