QuotaBillsLayman: A citrus fruit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Elderberry: Wisest fruit on the branch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown
Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis
Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet. - Aristotle
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran
Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran
I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan
Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen
Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown
Don't be afraid to go out on a limb. That's where the fruit is. - H. Jackson Browne
The processes of growth are gradual, bearing fruit in a decade, not a day. - John F Kennedy
Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso
A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung
I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield
I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself. - Abraham J. Heschel
Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx
I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke
Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau