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I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger


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