QuotaBillsBurn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez
A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies
Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown
Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand
We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis
When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona
I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown
Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown
Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown
If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott
To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown
Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton
For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer
If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown
The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold
Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben
I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger
It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy
Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky