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Chocolate Easter Bunny Treat

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Chocolate Easter Bunny Treat thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Some babies drop a few pounds at Easter

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Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

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I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown

Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown

Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky


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