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Chocolate Easter Bunny Treat

When babies first start to like animals

Chocolate Easter Bunny Treat thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Some babies drop a few pounds at Easter

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Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe

Chocolate comes from coco, which is a tree - that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad. - Unknown

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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