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Some babies drop a few pounds at Easter

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Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky


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