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Chocolate Easter Bunny Treat

When babies first start to like animals

Chocolate Easter Bunny Treat thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Some babies drop a few pounds at Easter

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Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik


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