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Chocolate Bed

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Chocolate Bed thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Chocolate never faileth. - Annette Lyon

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

Lying in bed dreaming never got the work done. - Amish Saying

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

No civilized person goes to bed the same day he gets up. - Richard H Davis

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

In bed, I'm totally impudent... (later) I got the feeling my prudence is coming back. - Archie Bunker

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake. - Hedy Lamarr

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. - Joan Rivers

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me. Going to bed at night, saying we've done something wonderful - that's what matters to me. - Steve Jobs

But think of how much worse it would be to sit here, not knowing. Until the Dead choke the Ratterlin and Hedge walks across the dry bed of the river to batter down the door. - Garth Nix

Jesus if You are the one who gives life as it is meant to be, I want it. Please get me out of this hospital bed well, and I promise I will leave no stone unturned in my pursuit of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

My parents were just constantly affirming me in everything that I did. Late at night, I'd wake up and hear my mother talking over my bed, saying, 'You're going to do great on this test. You can do anything you want.' - Stephen Covey


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