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A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown

Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song. - Carl Perkins

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with. - Jimmy Fallon

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have a constant sweet tooth, so I like anything from the bakery, like cupcakes, cookies. - Carmen Electra

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

Most people spend their lives going to bed when they're not sleep, and getting up when they are. - Cindy Adams

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power... it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits. - Justus von Liebig

What makes me happy is just curling up with my mom in her bed and watching a marathon of 'CSI' and 'Grey's Anatomy' episodes with pints of ice cream. - Taylor Swift

I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes". - Steven Wright


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