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Chocolate Bed thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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And so to bed. - Samuel Pepys

Bed is the poor man's opera. - Italian Proverb

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

As you make your bed, so you must lie in it. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

You'd think I was Lazarus rising from the bed. - Archie Bunker

Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labour. - John Ciardi

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

Bad habits are like a good bed; easy to get into but difficult to get out of. - Unknown

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

I just want to keep people awake. Or at least give you one joke to go to bed with. - Jimmy Fallon

Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie. - Unknown

A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction. - George Lorimer

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

What's my type? Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait - I'm describing my bed again. - Bill Murray

Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me. Going to bed at night, saying we've done something wonderful - that's what matters to me. - Steve Jobs

Baking cookies is equal to Queen Victoria running an empire. There's no difference in how seriously you take the job, how seriously you approach your whole life. - Martha Stewart

I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes". - Steven Wright


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