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Do it big or stay in bed. - Larry Kelly

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Hot Chocolate: Stolen candy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A revolution is not a bed of roses. - Fidel Castro

C is for cookie, and cookie is for me. - Cookie Monster

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

It's great to get up in the morning, but nicer to lie in bed. - Unknown

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead. - James Thurber

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction. - George Lorimer

Give me a Murphy bed, a Lazy Susan, a grandfather clock and a bulldog, and I will show you the meaning of comedy. - Jonathan Goldstein

Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

I love cookies baking. During the winter, they have these candles that smell like cookies, and I always buy like a hundred of them. - Jared Padalecki

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

Jesus if You are the one who gives life as it is meant to be, I want it. Please get me out of this hospital bed well, and I promise I will leave no stone unturned in my pursuit of truth. - Ravi Zacharias


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