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Chinese Take Away

Chinese food for people not on a diet

Chinese Take Away thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Beware how you take away hope from another human being. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

Love is or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Once you lose the weight, you're really anxious to eat healthy. - Etta James

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

Cookie: The standard method for converting sugar, floor, and butter into body fat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Grief can be a burden, but also an anchor. You get used to the weight, how it holds you in place. - Sarah Dessen

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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