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Chinese Music School

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Chinese Music School thanks to Keith Blake

It takes months to tune their instruments

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Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Music describes what words can't. - Unknown

The piano ain't got no wrong notes. - Thelonious Monk

The older the fiddle, the sweeter the tune. - Irish Proverb

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain

Music is well said to be the speech of angels. - Thomas Carlyle

Love is not love without a violin playing goat. - Julia Roberts

Who hears music, feels his solitude peopled at once. - Robert Browning

Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end. - Igor Stravinsky

The music is all around us. All you have to do is listen. - August Rush

Interval In Music: The distance from one piano to the next - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. - Victor Borge

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Sometimes I can only groan, and suffer, and pour out my despair at the piano. - Frederic Chopin

Each soul is tuned to a different pitch. Music is about harmonizing the soul. - Wu-Tang Clan

The musician is perhaps the most modest of animals, but he is also the proudest. - Erik Satie

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. - Aldous Huxley

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Music has healing power. It has the ability to take people out of themselves for a few hours. - Elton John

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

I dreamt of you last night, as if I was playing the piano and you were turning the pages for me. - Vladimir Nabokov

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

This will be our reply to violence: to make music more intensely, more beautifully, more devotedly than ever before. - Leonard Bernstein

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

To live is to be musical, starting with the blood dancing in your veins. Everything living has a rhythm. Do you feel your music? - Michael Jackson

The music that really turns me on is either running toward God or away from God. Both recognize the pivot, that God is at the center of the jaunt. - Bono

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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