Chinese BBQ

My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

You haven't been bit till a dragon does it. - Tamora Pierce

But yes. Come, faulty dragon people. Follow us. - Rick Riordan

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near one. - JRR Tolkien

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden