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Chinese BBQ

Metal clad barbecue pit for the Year of the Dragon

Chinese BBQ thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

What goes in might not come out

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Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon. - Steven Brust

You haven't been bit till a dragon does it. - Tamora Pierce

But yes. Come, faulty dragon people. Follow us. - Rick Riordan

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon. - Pat Oliphant

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him. - JRR Tolkien

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer - I'm a dragon irritater. - Craig Ferguson

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy


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