Chinese BBQ

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon. - Steven Brust

You haven't been bit till a dragon does it. - Tamora Pierce

But yes. Come, faulty dragon people. Follow us. - Rick Riordan

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon. - Pat Oliphant

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near one. - JRR Tolkien

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden