Chinese BBQ

My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

Reoriented: Sent back to China - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon. - Steven Brust

You haven't been bit till a dragon does it. - Tamora Pierce

But yes. Come, faulty dragon people. Follow us. - Rick Riordan

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

Wiener: The first to cross the line in a Mexican horse race - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon. - Pat Oliphant

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near one. - JRR Tolkien

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer - I'm a dragon irritater. - Craig Ferguson

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers