Childproof House

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

In the ant's house, the dew is a flood. - Danish Proverb

A house divided against itself cannot stand. - Abraham Lincoln

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Little children, little sorrows; big children, great sorrows. - Danish Proverb

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. - Bradley Miller

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

Abundance and vigor of automatic movements are desirable, and even a considerable degree of restlessness is a good sign in young children. - G Stanley Hall