Childproof House

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

The best way to make children is to make them happy. - Oscar Wilde

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

A child seldom needs a good talking to as a good listening to. - Robert Brault

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

At worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. - Rose Macaulay

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Too many of today's children have straight teeth and crooked morals. - Unknown

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

When you teach a child something, you take away forever his chance of discovering it for himself. - Jean Piaget

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own. - Aristotle

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan