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Childproof House

Find out where the Kids got in

Childproof House thanks to Mike King

What's a family without Kids?

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I like children - fried. - WC Fields

Clinic: House of pill repute. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Adults are just outdated children. - Dr. Seuss

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

Operatics: Bugs that live in an opera house - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

The best thing to spend on your children is your time. - Louise Hart

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Your children will become what you are; so be what you want them to be. - Unknown

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

Setting a good example for your children takes all the fun out of middle age. - William Feather

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a child can't learn the way we teach, maybe we should teach the way they learn. - Ignacio Estrada

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. - Lane Olinghouse

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. - Unknown

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare


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