Child Support

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

Infancy conforms to nobody; all conform to it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support! - Unknown

There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

For when a child is born the mother also is born again. - Gilbert Parker

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. - Steven Wright

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

There never was a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him asleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

When I see my granddaughters make small discoveries of their own, I wish I were a child. - Dr. Seuss

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

The child should gain no request by anger; when he is quiet let him be offered what was refused when he wept. - Seneca

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

The homemaker has the ultimate career. All other careers exist for one purpose only - and that is to support the ultimate career. - C S Lewis

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't keep going. - Alison Gopnik