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Child Support

Taking a stand for child maintenance

Child Support thanks to Barry McCartney

Gurmeet weighs the options for a good picture

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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support! - Unknown

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

Experience is the child of thought, and thought is the child of action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

There are no seven wonders of the world in the eyes of a child. There are seven million. - Walt Streightiff

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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