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Child Support

Taking a stand for child maintenance

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Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Pro Bozo Publico: Support your local clown - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Brat: A child who displays his pest manners. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

Give a little love to a child, and you get a great deal back. - John Ruskin

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill

The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth. - African Proverb

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

Vasectomy: 1. Never having to say you're sorry; 2. Spoil the rod. Spare the child. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Judging a child taking his first steps for not being able to run a marathon is shortsighted. - Tyler Winklevoss

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

If I do decide to do this, which I very well might, Jesse's support would be very important to me, in many ways. - Donald Trump

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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