Child Support

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

A child is a curly dimpled lunatic. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Those whom we support hold us up in life. - Marie E. von Eschenbach

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

Stop crime at its source - support planned parenthood. - Robert Byrne

A new toy is something a child uses to break his old toys. - Joe-kster

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

People always ask me, "Were you funny as a child?" Well, no, I was an accountant. - Ellen DeGeneres

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Every child should have an occasional pat on the back as long as it is applied low enough and hard enough. - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan