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Chef Multitasking

Recipe for a kitchen table workout

Chef Multitasking thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere. - Unknown

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Chefs are nutters. They;re all self-obsessed, delicate, dainty, insecure little souls and absolute psychopaths. Every last one of them. - Gordon Ramsay

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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