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Chef Multitasking

Recipe for a kitchen table workout

Chef Multitasking thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

New twist to bench presses

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Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner


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