Cheat of the Year

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

One of the truest tests of spiritual maturity is seeing the miraculous in the monotonous. - Mark Batterson

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey

There is not better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. - Jean Giraudoux

One student was mixing my yoga up with other kinds, and I said, 'No, you cannot do that.' You cannot put calamari in the sushi and call it sushi. - Bikram Choudhury

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. - George Carlin

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. - Dan Quayle

There's so many different ways to cheat. People think infidelity is the way to cheat. I think it's sometimes far worse to emotionally cheat on somebody. - Sandra Bullock

Left to ourselves, we might pick the wrong health insurance, the wrong mortgage, the wrong school for our kids; why, unless they stop us, we might pick the wrong light bulb. - Mitch Daniels

I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play. - Steve Nash