Cheat of the Year

Some cheat by not cheating. - Baltasar Gracian

Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

My life feels like a test I didn't study for. - Unknown

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

You don't get fired for cheating, you get fired for losing. - Darryl Rogers

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

Our waking hours form the text of our lives, our dreams, the commentary. - Unknown

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. - George Carlin

Blind faith, no matter how passionately expressed, will not suffice. Science for its part will test relentlessly every assumption about the human condition. - E.O. Wilson

I'm a student of patterns. At heart, I'm a physicist. I look at everything in my life as trying to find the single equation, the theory of everything. - Will Smith

School is learning things you don't want to know, surrounded by people you wish you didn't know, while working toward a future you don't know will ever come. - Dave Kellett

In school, many of us procrastinate and then successfully cram for tests. We get the grades and degrees we need to get the jobs we want, even if we fail to get a good general education. - Stephen Covey