Cheat of the Year

Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. - WC Fields

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

Absolute Zero: The lowest grade you can get on a test - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Academe: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised. - Chinua Achebe

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. - Elbert Hubbard

The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. - George Carlin

To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do for those who study it. - Bertrand Russell

The best narrative is one of infinite love. A spiritual affair - one not of the material world. Intermingled, with no beginning nor end - it will always stand the test of time. - Terry A. O'Neal

We refuse to turn off our computers, turn off our phone, log off Facebook, and just sit in silence, because in those moments we might actually have to face up to who we really are. - Jefferson Bethke

Most people hate cell phone use on trains - I love cell phone use on trains. What do you want to do - read that report on your lap, or hear about your neighbour's worst date ever? - Liza Mundy

There is nothing, Sir, too little for so little a creature as man. It is by studying little things that we attain the great art of having a little misery and as much happiness as possible. - Samuel Johnson