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Cardiology: The study of poker playing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

My life feels like a test I didn't study for. - Unknown

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. - WC Fields

Absolute Zero: The lowest grade you can get on a test - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Conflict Of Interest: A dental school with a hockey team - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

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The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

Lawyers are a bad lot... They cheat their living out of honest people. - Albert R Carman

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised. - Chinua Achebe

The first 40 years of life give us the text; the next 30 supply the commentary. - Arthur Schopenhauer

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

University: 1. A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand; 2. A mental institution. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

If we are made of atoms, then a scientist studying atoms is actually a group of atoms studying themselves. - Unknown

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Aftermath: 1. The period following algebra; 2. The horrible headache you have when you've finished the algebra test. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda

When any young student asks me, "Do you think I should be a dancer?" I always say, "If you have to ask, then the answer is no." - Martha Graham

I'm a student of patterns. At heart, I'm a physicist. I look at everything in my life as trying to find the single equation, the theory of everything. - Will Smith

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy. - David Niven

If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written the Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause. - Charles Morgan

There is nothing, Sir, too little for so little a creature as man. It is by studying little things that we attain the great art of having a little misery and as much happiness as possible. - Samuel Johnson