Cheat of the Year

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for. - WC Fields

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

To acquire knowledge one must study. To acquire wisdom one must observe. - Marilyn Vos Savant

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

The first and worst of all frauds is to cheat one's self. All sin is easy after that. - Pearl Bailey

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

I want flowers, I don't want to text. What does that make me? What kind of dinosaur am I? - Jennifer Garner

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who devotes 16 hours a day to hard study may become as wise at 60 as he thought himself at 20. - Mary Wilson Little

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak

One student was mixing my yoga up with other kinds, and I said, 'No, you cannot do that.' You cannot put calamari in the sushi and call it sushi. - Bikram Choudhury

Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. - Garry Trudeau

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett

There's so many different ways to cheat. People think infidelity is the way to cheat. I think it's sometimes far worse to emotionally cheat on somebody. - Sandra Bullock

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy. - David Niven

Left to ourselves, we might pick the wrong health insurance, the wrong mortgage, the wrong school for our kids; why, unless they stop us, we might pick the wrong light bulb. - Mitch Daniels

The best narrative is one of infinite love. A spiritual affair - one not of the material world. Intermingled, with no beginning nor end - it will always stand the test of time. - Terry A. O'Neal

We refuse to turn off our computers, turn off our phone, log off Facebook, and just sit in silence, because in those moments we might actually have to face up to who we really are. - Jefferson Bethke

A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. - Robert M. Pirsig

President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall