QuotaBillsMake crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers
Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
Suspicion often creates what it suspects. - C S Lewis
Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle
Is it a bigger crime to rob a bank or to open one? - Ted Allan
The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal
You can't stop a thing by makin' a crime of it. - Kin Hubbard
I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen
Rape is the only crime in which the victim becomes the accused. - Freda Adler
Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. - Kin Hubbard
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
The police are not here to create disorder, they;re here to preserve disorder. - Richard J Daley
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway
It's a proven fact that capital punishment is a well-known detergent to crime. - Archie Bunker
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley
Police: The only people who are paid to go around pinching people in the wrong places - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed. - Anthony Powell
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. - Oscar Wilde
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
A police force, wherever they are, is made up of amazing people, and I respect them a great deal. - Nancy McKeon
My physician has become warden of my medically imprisoned body, pharmaceuticals the bars on my cell. - Grey E. Livingston
Many commit the same crime with very different results. One bears a cross for his crime, the other a crown. - Juvenal
My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown
There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud
Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff
One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell