Cell Phone Warning
New police traffic initiative
QuotaBillsMake crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers
The crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier
Police do not belong in war zones. - Daniel K Moran
Not failure, but low aim, is crime. - J. R. Lowell
All people look better under arrest. - John Waters
Behind every great fortune there is a crime. - Honore de Balzac
Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown
Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime. - G. Gordon Liddy
The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal
I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen
It is a lot harder now to be a police officer than what it used to be. - Steven Seagal
The world's second-most crime is boredom; the first is being a bore. - Cecil Beaton
When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I'm wrong. - Kin Hubbard
Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown
I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
Outside of the killings, D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Marion Barry
Tabloid: 1. A newspaper with a permanent crime wave; 2. A screamlined newspaper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley
I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos
An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow
When a man commits the same crime twice, and is not punished, it seems to him permissible. - Talmud
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin
People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
It is impossible to go through life without trust: that is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself. - Graham Greene
The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey
I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase
At the end of a marathon, it's going to hurt whether you're speeding up or slowing down. You may as well push. - Summer Sanders
I'm being kidnapped by a comforter, sheet and pillow. No need to call the police for I will be released by morning. - Unknown
There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud
Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen
One of the fondest expressions around is that we can't be the world's policeman. But guess who gets called when suddenly someone needs a cop. - Colin Powell