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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

World History: Scrap book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

We can close the books on infectious diseases. - William H Stewart

A book must be the ax for the frozen sea within us. - Franz Kafka

Book Ends: The part of a book many girls read first - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

No wonder the teacher knows so much - she has the book. - Edgar W Howe

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

When a book and a head come into contact and one of them sounds hollow, is it always the book? - Arthur Schopenhauer

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma


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