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Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

One child, one teacher, one book, one pen can change the world. - Malala Yousafzai

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once. - C S Lewis

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

There's far more truth in the Book of Genesis than in the quantum theory. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book. - Northrop Frye

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

Everybody does have a book in them, but in most cases that's where it should stay. - Christopher Hitchens

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

When a book and a head come into contact and one of them sounds hollow, is it always the book? - Arthur Schopenhauer

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

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It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

If my books had been any worse, I should not have been invited to Hollywood, and if they had been any better, I should not have come. - Raymond Chandler

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine


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