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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

No wonder the teacher knows so much - she has the book. - Edgar W Howe

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

A mere scholar, who knows nothing but books, must be ignorant even of them. - William Hazlitt

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine


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