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So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

Books don't need batteries. - Nadine Gordimer

Books are uniquely portable magic. - Stephen King

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Wear the old coat and buy the new book. - Austin Phelps

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

A good title is the title of a successful book. - Raymond Chandler

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. - American Proverb

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

The best time for planning a book is while you're doing the dishes. - Agatha Christie

My problem with reading books is that I get distracted. By other books. - Unknown

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine


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