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Book Jacket: A fable of contents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

Never read a book that is not a year old. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A book is a gift you can open again and again. - Garrison Keillor

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

The most technologically efficient machine that man has ever invented is the book. - Northrop Frye

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

It's not the cost of the book. It's what it may cost you not to buy and read it. - Jim Rohn

All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde

There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at eighteen and at forty-eight. - Ezra Pound

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between. - C S Lewis

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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