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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

So many books, so little time. - Frank Zappa

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else. - Neil Gaiman

Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson

It's a very good historical book about history. - Dan Quayle

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? - Jerry Seinfeld

Quarterback: What you'll never get if you misdial from a pay phone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

It is my ambition to say in ten sentences what others say in a whole book. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

So I'm reading a book on my new iPad, but can't the iPad read it for me? Do I have to do everything? - Matthew Perry

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

It is a good rule after reading a new book, never to allow yourself another new one till you have read an old one in between. - C S Lewis

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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