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Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

An idea not coupled with action will never get any bigger than the brain cell it occupied. - Arnold H. Glasow

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak


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