Cell Phone Athlete

Union gives strength. - Aesop

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Yoga is the practice of quieting the mind. - Patanjali

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins