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Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

I eat less, stretch, and work out. - Ted Danson

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

Debase: What a baseball player tags while running - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Progressing through life is like running a marathon. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

The strength of the pack is in the wolf; the strength of the wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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