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My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection. - Thomas Paine

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois


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