Cat Control

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Dogmatic: Run by canine power. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cataract: Where cats hang their coats. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Control your own destiny or someone else will. - Jack Welch

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Lord, give me chastity and self-control, but not just yet. - St. Augustine

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Your attitude towards anything in life is completely under your control. - Micah Lacerte

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

If you want to control someone, all you have to do is to make them feel afraid. - Paulo Coelho

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

The most exciting happiness is happiness generated by forces beyond your control. - Ogden Nash

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Goals allow you to take control. Instead of living life by chance, you live by choice. - Kam Knight

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

If you can't control your anger, you are as helpless as a city without walls waiting to be attacked. - Book of Proverbs

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

I don't run restaurants that are out of control. We are about establishing phenomenal footholdings with talent. - Gordon Ramsay

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

The best managers figure out how to get great outcomes by setting the appropriate context, rather than by trying to control their people. - Reed Hastings

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz