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Cat Control

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Cat Control thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Showing who's boss in the house

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Nothing really sets human nature free but self-control. - Paul Bottome

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control. - Steven Wright

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

You can have faith or you can have control, but you cannot have both. - Mark Batterson

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. - Mario Andretti

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control of them. - Jack Kerouac

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings, and emotions. - Will Smith

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

As long as you are aware and in control of your emotions, negative thoughts can produce positive consequences. - Nick Vujicic

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

The best managers figure out how to get great outcomes by setting the appropriate context, rather than by trying to control their people. - Reed Hastings

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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