#1 humor site on the 'net

Car for Saudi Women

Driving in a veil of security

Car for Saudi Women thanks to Dave Loewen

Covering up for protection on the road

QuotaBills
No: The feminine of yes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Wrong no man and write no woman. - Elbert Hubbard

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Organ Recital: A group of women discussing their operations - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you're dead. - Tommy Bolt

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression. - C S Lewis

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

One should never trust a woman who tells her real age; a woman who would tell one would tell one anything. - Oscar Wilde

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

If you are really Master of your Fate,
It shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate. - Ogden Nash

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer


Vuvuzela Hits

You Are Grounded

Crosswalk Climber

Happy ARRRRRRRHH!

City Beach Castle

Martini Shirt

Mal Nutrition

Stowaway Soccer Fan

Watch Out For Slugger

Canada Frigate

Shimmy Car-nage

Texas Cow Cleaner

DogWood

The Floater

How We Played Online Before The Internet

Sports Hernias

Redneck Power Windows

Star Wars Howl

Leaning Bookshelves

Sometimes Dads Are Wet For Work

Dad Sandwich

Months Apart

Swing Dad

Dadspiration