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Car for Saudi Women

Driving in a veil of security

Car for Saudi Women thanks to Dave Loewen

Covering up for protection on the road

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Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

I represent the 'Wonder Woman' of the new world. - Gal Gadot

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

My mom told me a long time ago, 'Never get in a fight with a lady.' - Oliver North

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

The most beautiful makeup for a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. - Yves St. Laurent

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. - Jay Leno

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Our duty, as men and women, is to proceed as if limits to our ability did not exist. We are collaborators in creation. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

If a woman says, 'Do what you want', do not do what you want. Stand still. Do not blink. Don't even breathe. Just play dead. - Unknown

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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