Car for Saudi Women

What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

He who looketh upon a woman loseth a fender. - Auto repair shop

When women enter middle age, it gives men a pause. - Unknown

America is a land where men govern, but women rule. - John M Brown

A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire

He who becomes a Muslim does so in his own interest. - Abu Bakr

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil. - Victor Hugo

If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now. - Salman Rushdie

A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. - William Congreve

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

A woman described me as a bit of a looker the other day. Well, 'voyeur' was the actual word she used. - Gary Delaney

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

I love writing for women. The willingness to go from laughter to tears in a moment is the greatest palette you can paint with as a writer. - Michael P King