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Car for Saudi Women

Driving in a veil of security

Car for Saudi Women thanks to Dave Loewen

Covering up for protection on the road

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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Dull women have immaculate homes. - Unknown

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

The smiles of a pretty woman are the tears of the purse. - Italian Proverb

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

My greatest regret is not knowing at 30 what I knew about women at 60. - Arthur Miller

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Between man and woman there is little difference, but vive la difference. - French Proverb

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman


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