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Car for Saudi Women

Driving in a veil of security

Car for Saudi Women thanks to Dave Loewen

Covering up for protection on the road

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Women should be obscene and not heard. - Groucho Marx

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

As Unto The Bow The Cord Is, So Unto The Man Is Woman - Longfellow

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. - Mark Twain

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him. - Cher

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. - Jane Austen

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street. - Steven Wright

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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