Car for Saudi Women

What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Greyhound Trainer: A race cur driver - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

My greatest regret is not knowing at 30 what I knew about women at 60. - Arthur Miller

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

And what is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing. - Geoffrey Chaucer

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you. - Groucho Marx

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

If this world is going to be reached, I am convinced that it must be done by men and women of average talent. - Dwight L. Moody

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com