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Car for Saudi Women

Driving in a veil of security

Car for Saudi Women thanks to Dave Loewen

Covering up for protection on the road

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Some leaders are born women. - Unknown

Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

Greyhound Trainer: A race cur driver - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Certain women should be struck regularly, like gongs. - Noel Coward

Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse. - H L Mencken

I represent the 'Wonder Woman' of the new world. - Gal Gadot

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

Women and foxes, being weak, are distinguished by superior tact. - Ambrose Bierce

Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. - Jimmy Fallon

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel


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