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Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? - George Carlin

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. - John Millington Synge

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

If you're a good numbers person, you're a bad language person. - Frank Luntz

I would rather write 10,000 notes than a single letter of the alphabet. - Ludwig van Beethoven

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut. - Sam Rayburn

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

Music is a language that doesn't speak in particular words. It speaks in emotions, and if it's in the bones, it's in the bones. - Keith Richards

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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