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Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

A riot is the language of the unheard. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? - George Carlin

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning

Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing. - John Erskine

When you think of hockey, when you think of Canada, you think of Wayne Gretzky. - Joe Sakic

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

A person's name is, to that person, the sweetest, most important sound in any language. - Dale Carnegie

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless. - Unknown

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel


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