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Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

True genius lies in simplicity. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

There's a genius in all of us. - Albert Einstein

Necessity is often the spur to genius. - Honoré de Balzac

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them. - Joseph Joubert

Caricature is the tribute that mediocrity pays to genius. - Oscar Wilde

Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead. - Robert Lynd

A genius is one who can do anything except make a living. - Joey L Adams

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Technology is the campfire around which we tell our stories. - Laurie Anderson

Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple. - C.W. Ceram

Evil always turns up in this world through some genius or other. - Denis Diderot

We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

Sometimes I think I am a genius. Then I realize I’ve already seen this episode of Jeopardy. - Unknown

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

If you find yourself interesting, you're a bore.
But if you find me interesting, you're a genius. - David Foster

The true genius shudders at incompleteness - and usually prefers silence to saying something which is not everything it should be. - Edgar Allan Poe

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell


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