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Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Genius borrows nobly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Genius is initiative on fire. - Holbrook Jackson

True genius lies in simplicity. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

No author is a man of genius to his publisher. - Heinrich Heine

A genius is one who can do anything except make a living. - Joey L Adams

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple. - C.W. Ceram

Genius is the ability to put into effect what is in your mind. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Evil always turns up in this world through some genius or other. - Denis Diderot

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits. - Alexandre Dumas

A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see and hits it. - Unknown

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Genius means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way. - William James

Even a genius cannot completely resist his Zeitgeist, the spirit of his time. - Viktor Frankl

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius. - Arthur Conan Doyle

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Sometimes I think I am a genius. Then I realize I’ve already seen this episode of Jeopardy. - Unknown

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

If you find yourself interesting, you're a bore.
But if you find me interesting, you're a genius. - David Foster

The twelve notes in each octave and the variety of rhythm offer me opportunities that all of human genius will never exhaust. - Igor Stravinsky

The true genius shudders at incompleteness - and usually prefers silence to saying something which is not everything it should be. - Edgar Allan Poe

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein


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