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Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

There's a genius in all of us. - Albert Einstein

Necessity is often the spur to genius. - Honoré de Balzac

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

I have nothing to declare except my genius. - Oscar Wilde

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them. - Joseph Joubert

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. - Josh Billings

Caricature is the tribute that mediocrity pays to genius. - Oscar Wilde

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Evil always turns up in this world through some genius or other. - Denis Diderot

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits. - Alexandre Dumas

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see and hits it. - Unknown

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. - Oscar Wilde

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

What is the good of being a genius if you cannot use it as an excuse for being unemployed? - Gerald Barzan

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

Sometimes I think I am a genius. Then I realize I’ve already seen this episode of Jeopardy. - Unknown

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

If you find yourself interesting, you're a bore.
But if you find me interesting, you're a genius. - David Foster

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder


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