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Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

There's a genius in all of us. - Albert Einstein

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them. - Joseph Joubert

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

A genius can do readily what nobody else can do at all. - Herbert Spencer

Caricature is the tribute that mediocrity pays to genius. - Oscar Wilde

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

There was never a great genius without a tincture of madness. - Aristotle

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple. - C.W. Ceram

Genius is the ability to put into effect what is in your mind. - F Scott Fitzgerald

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. - Oscar Wilde

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

The greatest genius will never be worth much if he pretends to draw exclusively from his own resources. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

If you find yourself interesting, you're a bore.
But if you find me interesting, you're a genius. - David Foster

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein


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