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Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Genius borrows nobly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

True genius lies in simplicity. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

There's a genius in all of us. - Albert Einstein

Necessity is often the spur to genius. - Honoré de Balzac

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

A genius can do readily what nobody else can do at all. - Herbert Spencer

Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead. - Robert Lynd

A genius is one who can do anything except make a living. - Joey L Adams

Technology is the campfire around which we tell our stories. - Laurie Anderson

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I put all my genius into my life; I put only my talent into my works. - Oscar Wilde

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant

Genius means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way. - William James

Even a genius cannot completely resist his Zeitgeist, the spirit of his time. - Viktor Frankl

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

What's the good of being a genius if you can't use it as an excuse for being unemployed? - Gerald Barzan

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

If you find yourself interesting, you're a bore.
But if you find me interesting, you're a genius. - David Foster

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron


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