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Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

A genius can do readily what nobody else can do at all. - Herbert Spencer

Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead. - Robert Lynd

A genius is one who can do anything except make a living. - Joey L Adams

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

Technology is the campfire around which we tell our stories. - Laurie Anderson

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

It is the essence of genius to make use of the simplest ideas. - Unknown

Genius is the ability to put into effect what is in your mind. - F Scott Fitzgerald

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

Genius means little more than the faculty of perceiving in an unhabitual way. - William James

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

You know you're getting old when your idea of a hot, flaming desire is a barbecued steak. - Victoria Fabiano

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

The greatest genius will never be worth much if he pretends to draw exclusively from his own resources. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

The twelve notes in each octave and the variety of rhythm offer me opportunities that all of human genius will never exhaust. - Igor Stravinsky

The true genius shudders at incompleteness - and usually prefers silence to saying something which is not everything it should be. - Edgar Allan Poe

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein


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