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Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Genius is eternal patience. - Michelangelo

There's a genius in all of us. - Albert Einstein

Necessity is often the spur to genius. - Honoré de Balzac

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Genius is immediate, but talent takes time. - Janet Flanner

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them. - Joseph Joubert

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. - Josh Billings

Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead. - Robert Lynd

There was never a great genius without a tincture of madness. - Aristotle

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Genius is the ability to put into effect what is in your mind. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Evil always turns up in this world through some genius or other. - Denis Diderot

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits. - Alexandre Dumas

Genius is the ability to renew one's emotions in daily experience. - Paul Cezanne

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see and hits it. - Unknown

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

What is the good of being a genius if you cannot use it as an excuse for being unemployed? - Gerald Barzan

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius. - Jerry Lewis

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

The greatest genius will never be worth much if he pretends to draw exclusively from his own resources. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop


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