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Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Genius borrows nobly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Necessity is often the spur to genius. - Honoré de Balzac

Patience is a necessary ingredient of genius. - Benjamin Disraeli

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Genius is nothing but a great aptitude for patience. - George Louis de Buffon

Mediocrity can talk; but it is for genius to observe. - Benjamin Disraeli

A genius can do readily what nobody else can do at all. - Herbert Spencer

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. - Josh Billings

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There was never a great genius without a tincture of madness. - Aristotle

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits. - Alexandre Dumas

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. - Oscar Wilde

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The trouble with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, with absolutely no talent. - Hugh Leonard

What's the good of being a genius if you can't use it as an excuse for being unemployed? - Gerald Barzan

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

If you find yourself interesting, you're a bore.
But if you find me interesting, you're a genius. - David Foster

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

Only a genius can say these four words, four times really fast without getting tongue twisted: eye, yam, stew, peed - Unknown

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein


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