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Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Campfire Genius thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Genius borrows nobly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

To see things in the seed, that is genius. - Lao-Tzu

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

No author is a man of genius to his publisher. - Heinrich Heine

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

Genius begins great works; labor alone finishes them. - Joseph Joubert

Genius does what it must, and Talent does what it can. - Owen Meredith

Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead. - Robert Lynd

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Genius is the ability to put into effect what is in your mind. - F Scott Fitzgerald

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. - L. Ron Hubbard

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius. - Oscar Wilde

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. - Oscar Levant

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

Even a genius cannot completely resist his Zeitgeist, the spirit of his time. - Viktor Frankl

Genius at first is little more than a great capacity for receiving discipline. - George Eliot

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it. - Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

The greatest genius will never be worth much if he pretends to draw exclusively from his own resources. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein


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