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Cadillac Concept

Introducing Cadillac's 2025 design

Cadillac Concept thanks to Keith Blake

Quick ride into the future

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Reality – what a concept! - Robin Williams

Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I touch the future. I teach. - Christa McAuliffe

Without forgiveness, there is no future. - Desmond Tutu

They gave each other a smile with a future in it. - Ring Lardner

Hindsight. It's like foresight without a future. - Kevin Kline

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. - Oscar Wilde

The future belongs to those who prepare for it today. - Malcolm X

A vision is a compelling image of an achievable future. - Laura B. Fortgang

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

The mind that is anxious about future events is miserable. - Seneca

The world of the future is in our making. Tomorrow is now. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense. - Ambrose Bierce

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. - Paul Boese

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. - Franklin D Roosevelt

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind of the present moment. - Buddha

Unless you devote an enormous amount of time to anticipating the future, you won't have any future. - Ron Chernow

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of sixty minutes an hour, whatever he does, whoever he is. - C S Lewis

To the wrongs that need resistance, To the right that needs assistance, To the future in the distance, Give yourselves. - Carrie C Catt

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt


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