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Cadillac Concept

Introducing Cadillac's 2025 design

Cadillac Concept thanks to Keith Blake

Quick ride into the future

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Radio has no future. - Lord Kelvin

Without forgiveness, there is no future. - Desmond Tutu

The future has a way of arriving unannounced. - George F Will

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

The world of the future is in our making. Tomorrow is now. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense. - Ambrose Bierce

The best leaders not only develop us, they advocate our future. - Michael Dooley

If you can see the magic in a fairytale, you can face the future. - Danielle Steel

With the past, I have nothing to do; nor with the future. I live now. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

You don't just stumble into the future. You create your own future. - Roger Smith

Our imagination is the only limit to what we can hope to have in the future. - Charles F. Kettering

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

One way to sell a consumer something in the future is simply to get his or her permission in advance. - Seth Godin

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountains that sustain life, not the top. - Robert Pirsig

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible. - Fred Smith

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

The trials in our lives are valuable lessons and those lessons can be used to avoid similar situations in the future or even help someone else. - Neviesh Perry


ACME Pumpkin Carving

Future Therapy

Scary Pumpkin

Getting It To Work

Halloween Night 1914

Halloween Coffee

Halloween Cyclist

Florida Halloween

Halloween Beer Dispenser

Pupkin Carving

Spooky Halloween House

Halloween Clouds

Eye Do

Halloween Pit Bull

Halloween Birth

Broom Size

Hobbit Halloween

Halloween Pie

Just Two Buddies Hanging Out

Jewbacca

Colour Wheel

Halloween Driver Costume

Book Cover Pumpkin

Cabin Illusion