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Cadillac Concept

Introducing Cadillac's 2025 design

Cadillac Concept thanks to Keith Blake

Quick ride into the future

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Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reality – what a concept! - Robin Williams

Your past does not determine your future. - Nido Qubein

Go for it now. The future is promised to no one. - Wayne Dyer

They gave each other a smile with a future in it. - Ring Lardner

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. - Albert Einstein

Hindsight. It's like foresight without a future. - Kevin Kline

The future is made of the same stuff as the present. - Simone Weil

Your task is not to foresee the future, but to enable it. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

To apologize is to lay the foundation for a future offense. - Ambrose Bierce

I am glad I will not be young in a future without wilderness. - Aldo Leopold

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

A speculator is a man who observes the future, and acts before it occurs. - Bernard Baruch

The concept of number is the obvious distinction between the beast and man. - Joseph de Maistre

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Lying makes a problem part of the future; truth makes a problem part of the past. - Rick Pitino

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

Who controls the past controls the future; who controls the present controls the past. - George Orwell

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Unless you devote an enormous amount of time to anticipating the future, you won't have any future. - Ron Chernow

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

When we yield to discouragement it is usually because we give too much thought to the past and to the future. - St. Theresa of Lisieux

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided; and that is the lamp of experience. I know of no way of judging the future but by the past. - Patrick Henry

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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