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Cadillac Concept

Introducing Cadillac's 2025 design

Cadillac Concept thanks to Keith Blake

Quick ride into the future

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Afford: Popular type of car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

The future has a way of arriving unannounced. - George F Will

The dead are merely the countrymen of my future. - Dean Koontz

The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. - Oscar Wilde

A vision is a compelling image of an achievable future. - Laura B. Fortgang

The world of the future is in our making. Tomorrow is now. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

Those of us who know the most are the gloomiest about the future. - Bertrand Russell

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The only thing we know about the future is that it will be different. - Peter F Drucker

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Look closely at the present you are constructing. It should look like the future you are dreaming. - Unknown

A failure is like fertilizer; it stinks to be sure, but it makes things grow faster in the future. - Denis Waitley

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

Unless you devote an enormous amount of time to anticipating the future, you won't have any future. - Ron Chernow

Awareness of universals is called conceiving, and a universal of which we are aware is called a concept. - Bertrand Russell

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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