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Cabinet Bus

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Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford

A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young

Our Cabinet is always unanimous, except when we disagree. - William Vander Zalm

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake

Xylophonist: A superstitious person who goes around knocking on wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically. - T.H. Thompson

The mind is not a vessel that needs filling but wood that needs igniting. - Plutarch

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

A collection of rare thoughts is nothing less than a cabinet of intellectual gems. - William B. Sprague

As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa

From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. - Immanuel Kant

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

Some primal termite knocked on wood,
And tasted it, and found it good;
That is why your Cousin May
Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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