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Beauty in the eyes of the Kid holder

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

Wisdom requires the long view. - John F. Kennedy

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Today would be a perfect day to be a butterfly. - Unknown

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

Men are not afraid of things, but of how they view them. - Epictetus

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Lasting Impression: What a Sumo wrestler leaves in his mattress - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression. - Johnny Ramone

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

I'm better off not socializing. I make a better impression if I'm not around. - Christopher Walken

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Sometimes only a change of viewpoint is needed to convert a tiresome duty into an interesting opportunity. - Alberta Flanders

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau


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