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Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

Today would be a perfect day to be a butterfly. - Unknown

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Lasting Impression: What a Sumo wrestler leaves in his mattress - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed. - Henrik Ibsen

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression. - Johnny Ramone

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

What the caterpillar calls the end, the rest of the world calls a butterfly. - Lao Tzu

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

I'm better off not socializing. I make a better impression if I'm not around. - Christopher Walken

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. - Marcus Aurelius

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Sometimes only a change of viewpoint is needed to convert a tiresome duty into an interesting opportunity. - Alberta Flanders

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Happiness is like a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

And why should it not be terrifying? A little terror, in my view, is good for the soul, when it is terror in the face of a noble object. - Robertson Davies

Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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