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Butterfly Lens thanks to Barry McCartney

Beauty in the eyes of the Kid holder

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali

Few maxims are true from every point of view. - Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargue

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. - Rabindranath Tagore

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed. - Henrik Ibsen

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

The kingdom of God always appears upside down to the human perspective. - David Jeremiah

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

I'm better off not socializing. I make a better impression if I'm not around. - Christopher Walken

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Sometimes only a change of viewpoint is needed to convert a tiresome duty into an interesting opportunity. - Alberta Flanders

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Happiness is like a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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