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Butterfly Lens

For the perfect view in front of you

Butterfly Lens thanks to Barry McCartney

Beauty in the eyes of the Kid holder

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

Today would be a perfect day to be a butterfly. - Unknown

The most beautiful view is the one I share with you. - Unknown

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

It is sweet to view the sea when standing on the shore. - Archippus

Some German words are so long that they have perspective. - Mark Twain

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Lasting Impression: What a Sumo wrestler leaves in his mattress - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things. - Epictetus

A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed. - Henrik Ibsen

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression. - Johnny Ramone

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. - Haim Ginott

In a comic perspective, most human concerns seem insignificant, even petty. - Carl Sagan

What the caterpillar calls the end, the rest of the world calls a butterfly. - Lao Tzu

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

There is nothing in a caterpillar that tells you it's going to be a butterfly. - Buckminster Fuller

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

I'm better off not socializing. I make a better impression if I'm not around. - Christopher Walken

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. - Marcus Aurelius

They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty. - Maya Angelou

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

What we learn only through the ears makes less impression upon our minds than what is presented to the trustworthy eye. - Horace

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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