Busted Politician
How not to display a campaign bus ad
Alberta Wildrose party leader Danielle Smith unveils the butt of all joe-ks
Bus-ted or Bust-ed... depends on where you put the empha-sis
QuotaBillsGood government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley
The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley
Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman
Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan
Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader
Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan
Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers
Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin
Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith
Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt
The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram
The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White
Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw
I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves. - Thomas Jefferson
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain
It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban
Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff
Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election
campaign. - Milton Berle
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett
One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump
Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams
Demagogue: A politician who can rock the boat and persuade everyone else that they're in a terrible storm - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall
Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan
Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner
What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet
It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey
It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan
When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford
Political correctness is about denial, usually in the weasel circumlocutory jargon which distorts and evades and seldom stands up to honest analysis. - George M Fraser