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Electrical degenerators - Archie Bunker

Revolt: Recharge a battery - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Books don't need batteries. - Nadine Gordimer

Buy one of them battery transvester radios. - Archie Bunker

Cut Rates: What surgeons charge their patients. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach. - Victor Hugo

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Current Events: 1. What an electrician worries about; 2. Electric shocks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree. - Ezra Pound

We can let circumstances rule us, or we can take charge and rule our lives from within. - Earl Nightingale

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm gonna put extra blankets, free, in all your rooms, and there'll be no cover charge. - Groucho Marx

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I was training to be an electrician. I suppose I got wired the wrong way round somewhere along the line. - Elvis Presley

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how I react to it. And so it is with you. We are in charge of our attitudes. - Charles R. Swindoll

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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