Bustache

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffet

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey