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Bus Shipwreck

Italian Cruise ship captain Francesco Schettino began his new job as a bus driver yesterday

Bus Shipwreck thanks to Barry McCartney

12 May 2017: Dubbed ‘Captain Coward’ by Italian media for abandoning ship in the middle of a rescue operation, former captain of the Costa Concordia, Francesco Schettino, was sentenced to 16 years in prison.
In 2012 he ordered the massive cruise ship into shallow waters, where it ran aground and later capsized. 32 people died.

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I don't give a ship! - Unknown

Like ships that clash in the night. - Archie Bunker

Italy is a geographical expression. - Prince Metternich

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

BANG - A four-letter Italian word for good-bye. - Archie Bunker

Anyone can steer the ship when the sea is calm. - Publilius Syrus

Zinc: What a ship will do if it has a hole in it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Big ships can only be launched where the water is deep. - Amish Saying

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

The man without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder - a waif, a nothing, a no man. - Thomas Carlyle

We need to learn to set our course by the stars, not by the lights of every passing ship. - Omar N Bradley

That's how ya got your Chinatown, your Harlems, your Little Italy... all them grettos. - Archie Bunker

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

I'm Irish on St. Patrick's Day. I'm Italian on Columbus Day. I'm a New Yorker every day. - Tamara Tunie

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

He who loves practice without theory is like the sailor who boards ship without a rudder and compass and never knows where he may cast. - Leonardo da Vinci

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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