Bulge That All Women Love

All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Where there is love there is life. - Mahatma Gandhi

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

The things that we love tell us what we are. - Thomas Aquinas

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

All money is tainted, tain't none of it mine. - Thomas F. McGuire

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile. - Lynda Barry

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

So, fall asleep love, loved by me... for I know love, I am loved by thee. - Robert Browning

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier. - Mother Teresa

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein

There is an endearing tenderness in the love of a mother to a son that transcends all other affections of the heart. - Washington Irving

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte