Bulge That All Women Love

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

When all is said and done, grief is the price we pay for love. - E A Bucchianeri

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Valentine's day without your love is like a year without the Internet. - Santosh Kalwar

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love. - Baruch Spinoza

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck

There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment. - Sarah Dessen