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Bulge That All Women Love

Attractive lure starts off budding romance

Bulge That All Women Love thanks to Keith Blake

Some relationships begin in the pocketbook

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Hate the sin, love the sinner. - Mahatma Gandhi

My first love was the sound of guitar. - Boz Scaggs

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

Jade: A semi-precious stone or a semi-precious woman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox

I'm radioactive. I repel everything and everyone I love. - Jack Yesthth

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

Thinnest Book in the World: 'What Men Know About Women' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

When I passed 40 I dropped pretence, 'cause men like women who got some sense. - Maya Angelou

We love life, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Bachelors know more about women than married men. If they didn't they'd be married too. - H L Mencken

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

You're imperfect, and you're wired for struggle, but you are worthy of love and belonging. - Brene Brown

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

Career Woman: One who goes out and earns a man's salary instead of sitting at home and taking it away from him - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Competition can damage self-esteem, create anxiety, and lead to cheating and hurt feelings. But so can romantic love. - Mariah Burton Nelson

The most important things to do in the world are to get something to eat, something to drink and somebody to love you. - Brandan Behan

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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