Bulge That All Women Love

Woman, the most dangerous of playthings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Most men admire virtue, who follow not her love. - John Milton

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine. - Christina Rossetti

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place. - Ice-T

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

To love what you do and feel it matters - how could anything be more fun? - Katharine Graham

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

A woman is the full circle. Within her is the power to create, nurture and transform. - Diane Mariechild

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

The more one forgets himself - by giving himself to a cause to serve or another person to love - the more human he is. - Viktor Frankl

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Forgiveness isn't just the absence of anger. It's also the presence of self-love, when you actually begin to value yourself. - Tara Westover

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern