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Bulge That All Women Love

Attractive lure starts off budding romance

Bulge That All Women Love thanks to Keith Blake

Some relationships begin in the pocketbook

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God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

Irene Lorenzo, queen of the Women's Lubrication Movement. - Archie Bunker

Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it. - Unknown

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man. - Erica Jong

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

People can say what they like about the eternal verities, love and truth and so on, but nothing's as eternal as the dishes. - Margaret Mahy

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day, two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love. - Dr. Seuss

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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