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Bulge That All Women Love

Attractive lure starts off budding romance

Bulge That All Women Love thanks to Keith Blake

Some relationships begin in the pocketbook

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If you have love, it's easier. - Joe Segal

To love at all is to be vulnerable. - C S Lewis

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

We are too apt to love praise, but not to deserve it. - William Penn

To her, the name of father was another name for love. - Fanny Fern

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

I hate women because they always know where things are. - Voltaire

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

Why is there so much month left at the end of the money? - Unknown

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Love your neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. - Louise Beal

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

I write many essays on whales. I love whales, especially orcas. And dolphins. - Millie B. Brown

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz

An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

Those marriages generally abound most with love and constancy, that are preceded by a long courtship. - Joseph Addison

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

The more one forgets himself - by giving himself to a cause to serve or another person to love - the more human he is. - Viktor Frankl

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart. - Adrian Rogers

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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