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Bulge That All Women Love

Attractive lure starts off budding romance

Bulge That All Women Love thanks to Keith Blake

Some relationships begin in the pocketbook

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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch

Love one another as I have loved you. - Jesus Christ

Woman, the most dangerous of playthings. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

I am a strong woman because a strong woman raised me. - Unknown

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

A woman's always younger than a man of equal years. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

Love is whatever you can still betray. Betrayal can only happen if you love. - John le Carre

To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun. - Katharine Graham

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

You yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection. - Buddha

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Spend your time with those who love you unconditionally, not with those who love you only when the condition is right for them. - Unknown

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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