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Bulge That All Women Love

Attractive lure starts off budding romance

Bulge That All Women Love thanks to Keith Blake

Some relationships begin in the pocketbook

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Love is the only gold. - Alfred Tennyson

Great hate follows great love. - Irish Proverb

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

We can only learn to love by loving. - Iris Murdoch

Love one another as I have loved you. - Jesus Christ

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Jade: A semi-precious stone or a semi-precious woman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough of is love. - Henry Miller

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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