Bulge That All Women Love

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Love makes intellectual pretzels of us all. - Sarah Bird

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life. - Cher

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Unknown

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

For you see, each day I love you more
Today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow. - Rosemonde Gerard

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer