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Bulge That All Women Love

Attractive lure starts off budding romance

Bulge That All Women Love thanks to Keith Blake

Some relationships begin in the pocketbook

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I love you more than donuts. - Unknown

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Take away love and our earth is a tomb. - Robert Browning

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

One hour of right-down love is worth an age of dully living on. - Aphra Behn

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed. - John Cleveland

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. - Anais Nin

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding


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