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Broken Hands

Giving everything to save an expensive vase

Broken Hands thanks to Erik Johansson

Picking up the pieces of shattered illusions

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

My trade and my art is living. - Michel De Montaigne

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson


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