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Broken Hands

Giving everything to save an expensive vase

Broken Hands thanks to Erik Johansson

Picking up the pieces of shattered illusions

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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