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British Summer Installation

Following the latest weather in the U.K.

British Summer Installation thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Is summer available in your country?

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England is a nation of shopkeepers. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

In summer the empire of insects spreads. - Adam Zagajewski

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors. - Alice Walker

The English never draw a line without blurring it. - Winston Churchill

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

He speaks English, Spanish, and he's bilingual too. - Don King

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

The English are not an inventive people; they don't eat enough pie. - Thomas Edison

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

The people of England are never so happy as when you tell them they are ruined. - Arthur Murphy

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent. - Unknown

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

I alone of English writers have consciously set myself to make music out of what I may call the sound of sense. - Robert Frost

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

If you find yourself saying, "But I can't speak English...", try adding the word "... yet". - Jane Revell

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

It is Ireland's sacred duty to send over, every few years, a playwright to save the English theatre from inarticulate glumness. - Kenneth Tynan

The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it, and wrong too often for us to rely on it. - Patrick Young


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