British Summer Installation

Scotland is the Canada of England. - Rainn Wilson

What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

He was not only a bore; he bored for England. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get. - Mark Twain

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

The best thing I know between France and England is the sea. - Douglas Jerrold

The English have three vegetables and two of them are cabbage. - Walter Page

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

There'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood. - Bob Hope

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. - Winston Churchill

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Civilization - a heap of rubble scavenged by scrawny English Lit. vultures. - Malcolm Muggeridge

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

There are ways of singing in English that are not just the same as in French. - Coeur de Pirate

Carol Anne had a bad case of motor-mouth. Amanda wanted to install a muffler. - Tamara Thorne

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Humour is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

There's nothing like an English weirdo. We have the best nutters in the world. - Sharon Osbourne

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining. - Groucho Marx

The funniest line in English is "Get it?" When you say that, everyone chortles. - Garrison Keillor

The noblest prospect which a Scotsman ever sees is the high road that leads him to England. - Samuel Johnson

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

The sudden appearance of mushrooms after a summer rain is one of the more impressive spectacles of the plant world. - John T Bonner

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

'Good English' is whatever educated people talk; so that what is good in one place or time would not be so in another. - C S Lewis

The long, dull, monotonous years of middle-aged prosperity or middle-aged adversity are excellent campaigning weather for the devil. - C S Lewis

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci