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Fate is character. - William Winter

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Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Fame: The advantage of being known to those who do not know us. - Sebastien Chamfort

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

When it comes to plastic surgery and sushi, never be attracted by a bargain. - Graham Norton

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Music has charms to sooth a savage breast, to soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak. - William Congreve

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Any disaster you can survive is an improvement in your character, your stature, and your life. - Joseph Campbell

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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