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The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

My brain has too many tabs open. - Unknown

As I get older, I just prefer to knit. - Tracey Ullman

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

I have a brain and a uterus, and I use both. - Patricia Shroeder

Follow your heart but take your brain with you. - Unknown

The brain is a commodity used to fertilize ideas. - Elbert Hubbard

Brain: An apparatus with which we think we think. - Ambrose Bierce

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955. - Gene Perret

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it's empty. - African Proverb

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

Do not call for black power or green power. Call for brain power. - Barbara Jordan

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it. - Groucho Marx

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

The brain is only one condition out of many on which intellectual manifestations depend. - Thomas Henry Huxley

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. - J K Rowling

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

Although I am not stupid, the mathematical side of my brain is like dumb notes upon a damaged piano. - Margot Asquith

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I blinked and I cured my brain. That's how. Everybody has the power. Can't is the cancer of happen. - Charlie Sheen

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

Properly practiced, knitting soothes the troubled spirit, and it doesn't hurt the untroubled spirit either. - Elizabeth Zimmermann

A man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

The brain is not a bag of traits. It's startlingly complex. There are few or no single genes with a consistent effect on the mind. - Steven Pinker

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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