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The brain is wider than the sky. - Emily Dickinson

The brain is an educational toy. - Tom Robbins

My brain has too many tabs open. - Unknown

As I get older, I just prefer to knit. - Tracey Ullman

I can't brain today. I have the dumb. - Unknown

Follow your heart but take your brain with you. - Unknown

Sex on the brain is the wrong place to have it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955. - Gene Perret

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

If you want to know if your brain is flabby, feel your legs. - Bruce Barton

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

That's your best friend and your worst enemy - your own brain. - Fred Durst

I will resist the urge to underestimate the complexity of knitting. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things. - Gilbert Gottfried

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living. - Dr. Seuss

SABLE - A common knitting acronym that stands for Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. - J K Rowling

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

The person who reads too much and uses his brain too little will fall into lazy habits of thinking. - Albert Einstein

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I blinked and I cured my brain. That's how. Everybody has the power. Can't is the cancer of happen. - Charlie Sheen

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public. - George Jessel

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. - Eric Ericksen

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Properly practiced, knitting soothes the troubled spirit, and it doesn't hurt the untroubled spirit either. - Elizabeth Zimmermann

Our brain is mapping the world. Often that map is distorted, but it's a map with constant immediate sensory input. - E.O. Wilson

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

I'm not saying I'm gonna change the world, but I guarantee that I will spark the brain that will change the world. - Tupac Shakur

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

The brain is not a bag of traits. It's startlingly complex. There are few or no single genes with a consistent effect on the mind. - Steven Pinker

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey


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