Bottle Support
Giving Mom a break from baby chores
QuotaBillsNipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker
Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold
A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown
The genie can't be pushed back into the bottle. - David N Leff
I want men who will support me when I am in the wrong. - Lord Melbourne
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson
The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra
Truth stands, even if there be no public support. It is self-sustained. - Mahatma Gandhi
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams
Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox
I've been married so long I'm on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce. - Susan Vass
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Tavern: 1. Thirst come, thirst served; 2. A place where madness is sold by the bottle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields
We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine
My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
God is not a genie in a bottle, and your wish is not His command. His command better be your wish. - Mark Batterson
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
One thing I had learned from watching chimpanzees with their infants is that having a child should be fun. - Jane Goodall
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson
Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol
Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber
The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. - Abraham Lincoln
The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle
The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison