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Art Gallery: Hall of frame - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears or the sea. - Isak Dinesen

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Art is much less important than life, but what a poor life without it. - Robert Motherwell

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my art or music, then in that respect you can call me that. - John Lennon

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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