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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

You'll be turned into a pillow of salt. - Archie Bunker

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Life is the art of drawing without an eraser. - John Gardner

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach. - WC Fields

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master. - Diogenes

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The art of mothering is to teach the art of living to children. - Elaine Heffner

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump


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