Bookshelf Stash
Hidden secrets to 'wet' the appetite
The case of the 'Behind the Binders'
QuotaBillsLiquor Store: A stupor market - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Books don't need batteries. - Nadine Gordimer
I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger
Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker
Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce
I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else. - Neil Gaiman
I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright
History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France
The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. - American Proverb
Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace
Liquor talks mighty loud when it gets loose from the jug. - Joel C Harris
The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin
It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill
Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler
We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner
Carpenter: 1. A guy who nails down his agreement; 2. A shelf made man. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My problem with reading books is that I get distracted. By other books. - Unknown
There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens
Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown
A mere scholar, who knows nothing but books, must be ignorant even of them. - William Hazlitt
You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek
Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date. - John C Maxwell
Books of poetry by young writers are usually promissory notes that are never met. - Oscar Wilde
No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain
Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon
I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost
There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. - Oscar Wilde
It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire
My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich
If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami
The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading. - H L Mencken
It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney
Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger
Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick
More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey