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Books For Tall People

Reading for those in the top 90th percentile

Books For Tall People thanks to Howard Chapman

Library with high expectations

Bookstore humour
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Books think for me. - Charles Lamb

Every man in his own library. - Ravi Zacharias

Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. - American Proverb

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow. - Unknown

The best books... are those that tell you what you know already. - George Orwell

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

If you aren't in over your head, how do you know how tall you are? - T S Eliot

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden

If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown

Ideas have a short shelf life. You must act on them before the expiration date. - John C Maxwell

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

You can stand tall without standing on someone. You can be a victor without having victims. - Harriet Woods

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. - Mae West

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

A nation that does not stand for its children does not stand for anything and will not stand tall in the future. - Marian W Edelman

I was diagnosed with diabetes at age 18. I didn't know what it was, so I went to the library and looked it up. - Ron Santo

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Life is like a library owned by the author. In it are a few books which he wrote himself, but most of them were written for him. - Harry Emerson Fosdick

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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