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Books For Tall People

Reading for those in the top 90th percentile

Books For Tall People thanks to Howard Chapman

Library with high expectations

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Every man in his own library. - Ravi Zacharias

Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus

Books are uniquely portable magic. - Stephen King

I walk tall; I got a tall attitude. - Dolly Parton

I don't read books. I write them. - Henry Kissinger

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

BBS: Tall tales told by insects that give honey - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

The real use of gunpowder is to make all men tall. - Thomas Carlyle

If you think you have it tough, read history books. - Bill Maher

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. - American Proverb

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Carpenter: 1. A guy who nails down his agreement; 2. A shelf made man. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

The chief knowledge that a man gets from reading books is the knowledge that very few of them are worth reading. - H L Mencken

It is books that teach us to refine our pleasures when young, and to recall them with satisfaction when we are old. - Leigh Hunt

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

He that climbs the tall tree has won the right to the fruit; he that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit. - Walter Scott

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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