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Book Christmas Tree

Holiday books to en-lighten your reading

Book Christmas Tree thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

Never judge a book by its movie. - J.W. Egan

No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Are we not like two volumes of one book? - Marceline Desbordes-Valmore

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Why don't you write books people can read? - Nora Joyce

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

There is no frigate like a book to take us lands away. - Emily Dickinson

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

The more sins you confess, the more books you will sell. - American Proverb

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

Like the Good Book says, "Patience is a virgin." - Archie Bunker

A classic is a book which people praise and don't read. - Mark Twain

Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison

I'm going to the North Pole to help out Santa this year. - Jimmy Fallon

Thinnest Book in the World: 'What Men Know About Women' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

There are books of which the backs and covers are by far the best parts. - Charles Dickens

The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma

Better one line that will survive the author than a hundred books outlived. - Unknown

Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy

One always tends to overpraise a long book, because one has got through it. - E M Forster

Books are no different from goats - they enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. - Kate Bernheimer

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? - Bette Midler

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

The most important part of a story is the ending. No one reads a book to get to the middle. - Mickey Spillane

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: I wish no gifts, only presence. - Unknown

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

I fell asleep reading a dull book, and I dreamed that I was reading on, so I awoke from sheer boredom. - Heinrich Neine

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. - Toni Morrison

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.' - Steven Wright

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies

I have written a book. This will come as quite a shock to some. They didn't think I could read, much less write. - George W. Bush

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

The wise man is but a clever infant, spelling letters from a hieroglyphical prophetic book, the lexicon of which lies in eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

No book is really worth reading at the age of ten which is not equally - and often far more - worth reading at the age of fifty and beyond. - C S Lewis

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either. - Gore Vidal

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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