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Holiday books to en-lighten your reading

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Book Of Ecclesiasticles - Archie Bunker

World History: Scrap book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Book Jacket: A fable of contents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Book lovers never go to bed alone. - Unknown

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown

A multitude of books distracts the mind. - Seneca

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

Every person is a book, each year a chapter. - Mark Twain

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else. - Neil Gaiman

Preface: That part of a book which is never read. - Unknown

Book Ends: The part of a book many girls read first - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

History books that contain no lies are extremely dull. - Anatole France

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

No wonder the teacher knows so much - she has the book. - Edgar W Howe

Wisdom is not wisdom when it is derived from books alone. - Horace

Arpeggio: The story book kid with the big nose that grows - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? - Jerry Seinfeld

The mark of a good book is it changes every time you read it. - Anderson Cooper

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

For those of you who haven't read the book, it's been published tomorrow. - David Frost

It often happens that the quotations constitute the most valuable part of a book. - Vicesimus Knox

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Like the Good Book says, "Let him who is without sin be the rolling stone." - Archie Bunker

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon

There is no reason why the same man should like the same book at eighteen and at forty-eight. - Ezra Pound

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

All the days ordained for me
Were written in your book
Before one of them came to be. - Psalms 139:16

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

Book Review: A brief but informative essay that spares readers the ordeal of digesting an actual book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

The only way to write a great book is to write it with the eyes of a child who sees things for the first time. - Arnold Bennett

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

Five years from now, you're the same person except for the people you've met and the books you've read. - John Wooden

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

Wise sayings are not only for ornament, but for action and business, having a point or edge, whereby knots in business are pierced and discovered. - Francis Bacon


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